As the sultry weather continues, numerous cats have been found illegally parked in boxes of refrigerated kombucha.
This local cat, who preferred not to be named, said "I'm so embarrassed, I've been caught red-pawed. I mean, us cats are supposed to be the ultimate sun worshippers..........but sometimes life can get too hot to handle. Two summers of grey skies & rain, & I'd forgotten what it was like to swelter in a fur coat in eighty degrees. Well pardon my scorching pelt, but it was temptation beyond endurance. It may have lost street cred, but chilling out in that half filled box of frosty bottles restored my inner cool. Phworrr - the relief! One dip & I was hooked"
Equinox Kombucha for the coolest cat in your life.